My dash is all Avengers and Chris Evans and Captain America and I have no problem with this.
But really, could someone tell work to go get a life? I don’t want to go.
(Source: hemsworthss)
tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
In which Peter says his first ‘bad word’….
Stop Hating Your Body: Some Fat Facts
Golda Poretsky, H.H.C. Body Love Coach:
I’ve been fielding lots of comments of the “how can you be promoting fat?!” and “haven’t you heard of type II diabetes?!” variety. So I’ve decided to write…
Chris Evans just needs to come to The Bahamas so that I can love him.
Or give me his address so I can go there and love him.
Either option is fine with me, really.
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via erikareneelove)
“…thanks, dads,”
I haven’t seen a superhero movie in the past five years and really am not a part of these fandoms in any way shape or form, but Jesus Christ, I love these posts
(Source: catching-everlark)
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
(Source: ariannestark, via darlingdany)
(Source: womenaregifts, via darlingdany)
